that's what happens when you stay at home.


you saw that bed of yours, you'll be thinking 'hmm. sleep a while doesnt matter. afterall, siew xi shi we le yao zuo geng yuan de li ( have to rest to get yourself geared up for the journey ahead.
3hrs gone

when you woke up,
you rub your stomach and discover you didnt eat anything.
so you go to the fridge and discover there's only eggs and veggie. you made yourself a self-proclaimed-very-nice lunch cum breakfast. eat and spent your time reading the newspaper. see if there's any movement in epl.
1.5hr gone.

read some weird names in the newspaper, so you went opnline to check who's that player. since that msn messenger have been chucked aside for so long, you decide to log in and see see look look. but you keep telling yourself, appear offline can already! dont talk! who knows, EH! you saw your buddy and end up cocking.
2.5hr gone

your siblings keep grumbling. yet dont want to go down to the hawker to get food themselves. being a nice person, i went down to get for them. walked around chong pan and run errands for them.
1hr gone


come back home, the floor so dirty.
took the broom, sweep a little while.
0.5hr gone.

the tv programme looks nice and you sit down to watch.
2hrs gone.



discover time is running out and you feel damn stressed.
go to bathe etc.



HAI!




WHAT TO DO~
please bring me to the cave to study.






anyway i watched the news just now.
they're saying about dragon babies entering pri school next year and they dont have much vacancies.


WHY WHY WHY
TELL ME WHY!

why so many people want to give birth during the dragon year?

this year im taking A level with dragon babies.
SO LUGI EH!
cause they've got so many elites inside.


next time if ever i get married and decide to give birth, i'll plan everything out nicely.
give birth during 'tiger year'
not because jessica alba is in tiger-beer advertisement,
but because tiger year usually have few new-born kids. so admission into uni or anywhere is easier.

with supply low and demand increases.


HAHAHA


so i've to be pregnant when im 22 or 23.
or else i have to wait till 34 or 35! WAH! GAO LING CHAN FU! cannot! so old already dont think can give birth.



if my husband likes soccer (he'd better like it)
and he likes to produce babies (ehem. ) and have the capability to in tends of financial means and EHEM EHEM EHEM.
then i dont mind being a sow.
HAHAHA


give birth to a soccer team.
so i'll name them gerrard, redknapp, mcmanaman, morenties, totti, hyypia(i like this one! next time he'll surely pia).
was thinking of kaka or lampard. but kaka sounds like an insect (that's what my mum says to me when im young). lampard is worse. it sounds like lam-pa. i dont want my boy to be called a kuku-jiao. if his hair turns out to be as pubic-hair as his mum, it's going to be end of the world for him.

the next few names let my husband decide.
but he'd better dont choose names like beckham.
maybe zidane also? im afraid my boy will anyhow-head-other-kids in kindergarten.
no rooney no cristiano. will have bad temper.

yes,
NO ALEX AS WELL.
im afraid he'll go ound the class to irriate people like what the chao-tar alex always does.



royston sounds nice.
damn class right? sounds like some high end excutive or what.


did i mention that actually i like the name WAYNE alot alot alot?
yah, i used to like, but not now.
ever since that fateful day when i got to know wayne lim jian wei, i told myself never to call my son that.
HAHAHAH



hmm.
or maybe
evolution
efini
supra
mercedes
lancer
celica
skyline
viper




evolutions sounds nice.




okay.
going to pang sai


byebyebye
(N'Sync)

that's what happens when you stay at home.


you saw that bed of yours, you'll be thinking 'hmm. sleep a while doesnt matter. afterall, siew xi shi we le yao zuo geng yuan de li ( have to rest to get yourself geared up for the journey ahead.
3hrs gone

when you woke up,
you rub your stomach and discover you didnt eat anything.
so you go to the fridge and discover there's only eggs and veggie. you made yourself a self-proclaimed-very-nice lunch cum breakfast. eat and spent your time reading the newspaper. see if there's any movement in epl.
1.5hr gone.

read some weird names in the newspaper, so you went opnline to check who's that player. since that msn messenger have been chucked aside for so long, you decide to log in and see see look look. but you keep telling yourself, appear offline can already! dont talk! who knows, EH! you saw your buddy and end up cocking.
2.5hr gone

your siblings keep grumbling. yet dont want to go down to the hawker to get food themselves. being a nice person, i went down to get for them. walked around chong pan and run errands for them.
1hr gone


come back home, the floor so dirty.
took the broom, sweep a little while.
0.5hr gone.

the tv programme looks nice and you sit down to watch.
2hrs gone.



discover time is running out and you feel damn stressed.
go to bathe etc.



HAI!




WHAT TO DO~
please bring me to the cave to study.






anyway i watched the news just now.
they're saying about dragon babies entering pri school next year and they dont have much vacancies.


WHY WHY WHY
TELL ME WHY!

why so many people want to give birth during the dragon year?

this year im taking A level with dragon babies.
SO LUGI EH!
cause they've got so many elites inside.


next time if ever i get married and decide to give birth, i'll plan everything out nicely.
give birth during 'tiger year'
not because jessica alba is in tiger-beer advertisement,
but because tiger year usually have few new-born kids. so admission into uni or anywhere is easier.

with supply low and demand increases.


HAHAHA


so i've to be pregnant when im 22 or 23.
or else i have to wait till 34 or 35! WAH! GAO LING CHAN FU! cannot! so old already dont think can give birth.



if my husband likes soccer (he'd better like it)
and he likes to produce babies (ehem. ) and have the capability to in tends of financial means and EHEM EHEM EHEM.
then i dont mind being a sow.
HAHAHA


give birth to a soccer team.
so i'll name them gerrard, redknapp, mcmanaman, morenties, totti, hyypia(i like this one! next time he'll surely pia).
was thinking of kaka or lampard. but kaka sounds like an insect (that's what my mum says to me when im young). lampard is worse. it sounds like lam-pa. i dont want my boy to be called a kuku-jiao. if his hair turns out to be as pubic-hair as his mum, it's going to be end of the world for him.

the next few names let my husband decide.
but he'd better dont choose names like beckham.
maybe zidane also? im afraid my boy will anyhow-head-other-kids in kindergarten.
no rooney no cristiano. will have bad temper.

yes,
NO ALEX AS WELL.
im afraid he'll go ound the class to irriate people like what the chao-tar alex always does.



royston sounds nice.
damn class right? sounds like some high end excutive or what.


did i mention that actually i like the name WAYNE alot alot alot?
yah, i used to like, but not now.
ever since that fateful day when i got to know wayne lim jian wei, i told myself never to call my son that.
HAHAHAH



hmm.
or maybe
evolution
efini
supra
mercedes
lancer
celica
skyline
viper




evolutions sounds nice.




okay.
going to pang sai


byebyebye
(N'Sync)