yesterday while having tuition, my kid asked me about where humans originate from.

kid : teacher, where humans come from? last time my tutor say initially only got two person on earth. one male and one female.

me: hmm, yah. sort of.
kid : and the male got no cock one. until one day he ate the apple, then got cock.
me : is adam's apple. the thing that popped out in their throat. and you dont call that cock. it's called PE-PE-PENIS (i really pe-pe-pe for quite some time. the word just cant come out of my mouth)

kid : then the cock must touch the pae pae one right?

me: uh? it's not called pae pae. it's called -pause for a while- va-vagina.

this short conversation really made me peng! im too used to calling 'it' dick or pussy.
then, i carry on with the science lesson.

me: okay, so the tail of the sperms give them energy to move forward
kid : huh. so that means the bed will be filled with alot of worms is it?
me : huh?! what worms.
kid:uh...? you see -pointing to the paragraph- 'billions of sperms is produced at a time'
me; urm, no, it doesnt come out one by one, it comes out in the form of liquid. and inside the liquid, got alot of sperms swimming. we cant see them with our naked eyes.

kid: ORHHHHHH.


i thought her questions end there, who knows, she goes on again.

kid : then the liquid got alot is it. cause got millions leh. will take up a large portion of the bed uh.
me: hmmm. no. little bit only i think. this kind of thing depends on individual.
kid : ? then how much?


at this point, im a little pek chek already.

me: i didnt give birth before lah. so i dont know. cant gauge how much one lah. aiyah. next time you grow up you will know already.


ZZZ.

so hard to talk to a little kid about this kind of thing. i hope next lesson she wont ask me to revise that topic again.

yesterday while having tuition, my kid asked me about where humans originate from.

kid : teacher, where humans come from? last time my tutor say initially only got two person on earth. one male and one female.

me: hmm, yah. sort of.
kid : and the male got no cock one. until one day he ate the apple, then got cock.
me : is adam's apple. the thing that popped out in their throat. and you dont call that cock. it's called PE-PE-PENIS (i really pe-pe-pe for quite some time. the word just cant come out of my mouth)

kid : then the cock must touch the pae pae one right?

me: uh? it's not called pae pae. it's called -pause for a while- va-vagina.

this short conversation really made me peng! im too used to calling 'it' dick or pussy.
then, i carry on with the science lesson.

me: okay, so the tail of the sperms give them energy to move forward
kid : huh. so that means the bed will be filled with alot of worms is it?
me : huh?! what worms.
kid:uh...? you see -pointing to the paragraph- 'billions of sperms is produced at a time'
me; urm, no, it doesnt come out one by one, it comes out in the form of liquid. and inside the liquid, got alot of sperms swimming. we cant see them with our naked eyes.

kid: ORHHHHHH.


i thought her questions end there, who knows, she goes on again.

kid : then the liquid got alot is it. cause got millions leh. will take up a large portion of the bed uh.
me: hmmm. no. little bit only i think. this kind of thing depends on individual.
kid : ? then how much?


at this point, im a little pek chek already.

me: i didnt give birth before lah. so i dont know. cant gauge how much one lah. aiyah. next time you grow up you will know already.


ZZZ.

so hard to talk to a little kid about this kind of thing. i hope next lesson she wont ask me to revise that topic again.