http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece
sex at 12. dad at 13. seriously what's the world coming to?
i remember when i was 12, im a rich girl because i don't have to buy pad every month, actually before the school sent some nurse down to give us the talk, i thought pad is used to stop the bleeding we have when we had a bad fall. i don't know what's sex. i don't know we will have p-hair. i thought we can only kiss someone on the cheek and no where else. you can only hug your parents or teddy bear. i dont know how the kukubird looks like, i thought it's a rounded-inverted triangle (only) because that's what i saw in comics.(small inverted triangle, pls dont think of P-Plate).
my life revolves around bullying junyuan(the cls monitor whom i had a crush on, *ehem.* i was monitress back then), buying seaweed from the titbits stall, deceive teacher i have prefectorial duty and have to go for early recess (but in actual fact i don't have), writing 'poems' in diary that goes something like 'ali ali in the air, i can see your underwear, not too big, not too small, just the size of Singapore' ZZZZ. or i will try to be an action-bedeh by folding the edge of the page and write sth like DO NOT OPEN. most of the time, i will argue with Hazrul over the manutd and liverpool thing.
you see! it's so 单纯. i believe everyone of us was so when we were 12/13. errrr. maybe EXCEPT for ONE lah. cause he very 早熟. HAHAHA. but seriously, being a dad or mum at 13 is ridiculous! actually though i'm 21 years 4 mths + old, i still cannot imagine myself being a mum. think i will still feel that way when im 30. cause i dont know how to bring them up into people worthy of the society. but the nice thing about kids is their naive-ness, chubby-ness and butt. that day i saw mervyn and he's so cute! that chubby face and small butt. TSK!
actually..... the little boy in the news quite cute right? notice the eyes? big. round and shiny.
:) if only i'm 13.
HAHAHAHAHAH! nolah. joking.
eh?! isn't this the baby-pic of Spore's version of Pak Se-Ri? heard she's going to take part in Lexus Cup next year. HAHAHAHAHAHA. ehh .... next time when i appear on TIME magazine, i will surely mention your name cause your comment spur me on to win the WGC.
female version of Tiger Woods.
Lion Plastic.
HAHAHAHA.
i know it's very lame. just to de-stress myself.
back to info-system.
:'(


